Three Word Book

[Giri]

NO not a book only three words long,this will hence force be a thread that will continuously update paragraphs from the three word story community thread.I have started as you see below,also notice I fixed up sentences a bit.

If you plan on helping put the story together in readable blocks,please do at least one page from where the last person posted.
Example,I put up pages 1-4,so the next would be 5 to whatever page number.

PLEASE MARK DOWN YOUR PAGES OTHER WISE THE WHOLE THING WILL BE JUMBLED! Have fun guys ! And keep the story going!



Long, long ago in an unfamiliar land of unknown gingersnap cookies. A  Little rabbit came and met a hapless Timber Wolf who liked cows. So he grabbed a giant spoon,and shoved it into the cereal with such force, that his hand split in five indefinably small pieces. He cried out in utter anguish as he decided that he should try a different brand of spoon. So he went to the cupboard, which was empty, because he devoured all of the spoons. So he went out to Mega Spoon Store but it exploded… like a bomb. Then he called up Macgyver to try to steal a jet ski from a spoon hawker who was distracted by a giant evil deer with many spoons of many sizes. Which, in turn, launched the biggest nuclear warhead attack on the face of Bill Murray. Afterward, Bill Murray mutated another face and then regurgitated the nukes into a rather tidy clump, which turned into spoons that glowed furiously of love. He thought that marrying it would be a good idea, so he did, but then... realized that if he had babies they would be giant spoon wolves, so instead he killed himself. So He wouldn’t make giant spoon wolves of doom death. Thus, the world pooped out a Giant turkey and it killed twelve giant green turtles that were flying into the sewers to find other giant green turtles.

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giant spoon wolves so instead he killed himself so He wouldent make giant spoon wolves
of doom death.  Thus, the world pooped out a Giant turkey and It killed twelve....
giant green turtles that were flying...  into the sewers to find other.......  Giant
green turtles so that they could lay blame to china for, testing lots of.....  mutagentic
pompadour hairstyles...  and a bunch OF MY FROSTED-FLAKES...  Then a beastial.......
pair of dice rolled a one And Started A a one riot.  The aftermath which started a explosion.
Someone with sense Would try to Make some mexican icecream sandwiches so...  They could
fly....  all around the The Galactic senate and search for a really rare Falsely poisonous
mushrooms...  that look like...  sewage green carrots.  The people's response was quite
undeniably full of cheese and pickels on pumpernickel bread.  Then a huge Walking green
mushroom decided to avoid the entire story.  For it was...  a incredible stupid failure
of stories  which caused a chain reaction of pheromone induced catastrophe.  that ended up
turning into a a really huge pile of bodies...  that was eaten by a ferocious giant sadistic
cockroach with a peculiar attraction towards the cake which had multiple layers of killer
parasites that had violent indigestion causing explosive diarrhea followed by randomness
flying out the exhaust pipe of an under aged rusted facility of the crazy house that
burnt down and turned into MJ. Then they ressurested dancing zombies


there is pages 5-8