bloodredruby
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2010, 01:34:35 AM » |
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Wash it down with some cherry soda. Finishing that, I...
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2010, 02:38:04 AM » |
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... battled off an entire armada of space villains with nothing but a paper clip and a watermelon, before I entered the door and beheld...
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"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2010, 01:38:02 AM » |
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The splendor that was Oz! Just down the road I spotted...
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2010, 04:55:39 AM » |
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... a beautiful beach oasis, to which I promptly...
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"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2010, 01:09:43 AM » |
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ran away from. Then I decided to stop and
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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gnosis
new furball?
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2010, 02:24:38 AM » |
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smell the corps which oddly smelt like ...
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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2010, 07:22:27 AM » |
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...a corpse. "Eww" I said, inspecting it further only to find...
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"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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manervic
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« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2010, 04:40:45 PM » |
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a rather large and hard
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2010, 01:01:44 AM » |
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boiled egg underneath the body. I decided to
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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Lady Serpent
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« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2010, 01:16:14 AM » |
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Eat it, naturally. Oddly enough, it tasted of
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2010, 08:06:28 PM » |
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Jellybeans and sunshine. One I had finished eating, I suddenly felt very
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2010, 11:48:26 PM » |
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... pirate-esque. So I returned to the beach, where I was greeted by...
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"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2010, 09:05:05 PM » |
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a parrot with a peg-leg, who proceeded to
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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Fuyuko
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« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2010, 12:51:46 AM » |
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..dig a hole in the sand. He turned to me and said...
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2010, 12:57:03 AM » |
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"You wouldn't happen to have a match, would you?" Then...
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2010, 07:36:36 PM » |
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...suddenly and without warning, fire shot from my...
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"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2010, 11:58:37 PM » |
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my nose, and, tragically, the parrot
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2010, 07:43:39 AM » |
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... unhurt. So I double tapped for good measure. Now that he was pretty close to resembling a flame broiled chicken burger, I...
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"No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
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bloodredruby
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« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2010, 05:02:49 PM » |
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slathered him with BBQ sauce and stuck him in a tree. Then
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I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
I am an OmNomNomnivore!
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Lady Serpent
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Dhole-Raptor hybrid
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« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2010, 12:12:05 AM » |
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a whole flock of vengeful-looking peg-legged parrots suddenly appeared on the horizon. I wasn't quite sure what to make of my predicament, until
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